The video below features Sophie Monk’s nude scenes from the 2007 film “Sex and Death 101” enhanced in ultra-high definition.
If Sophie Monk ever dared to parade this brand of Hollywood salacious sluttery in front of a genuinely pious Muslim man, she would not merely receive a 101 course in Sex and Death… but be enrolled in an extensive Sharia stoning class.
Yes, despite Sophie’s strategically placed towel in this nude scene, we know from her modeling days that Sophie has a shamefully silky smooth sin slit, and so she has a long overdue date with the Sharia stones of justice.
Of course (and this is the beautiful flexibility of our faith), as virile, testosterone-fuelled cocksmen of the Ummah, we are still perfectly entitled to enjoy her holes… we just cannot guarantee whether the sessions will take place before the lapidation, after the lapidation, or (and this is where true piety really shines) during the lapidation.