Actress and definitely-not-a-prostitute Nina Dobrev kicks off the New Year by shamelessly showcasing her blasphemous bulbous boobs and butt in a series of bikinis (and then straight-up bare-assed) in the video above.
Just because Nina famously quit her hit sitcom to spend the last decade on a perpetual vacation, globetrotting on opulent yachts owned by Zionist billionaires, the haters have speculated that she’s nothing but a high-end escort whose engorged twat (seen clearly in the camel-toe crotch compilation above) has been passed around by the world’s elite.
Of course, as a pious Muslim man with my own vast harem of obedient concubines, I can state with absolute authority that these rumors about Nina are utter bullshit… For in the sex trade, a banged-out old Jezebel like her wouldn’t even qualify as “mid-tier”, let alone “high-end”.
Yes, there must be some other explanation for Nina’s extravagant lifestyle besides whoring her worn-out holes. Perhaps she is a drug mule? Next time she docks in port, righteous customs agents should bend her over and thoroughly check her anal cavity for contraband.