The video below features actress Lauren Furs’ nude scenes from the 2011 film “The Disembodied” remastered and enhanced.

Wallahi, this is literally the ONE notable credit on her IMDb page before Lauren vanished into the ether over a decade ago. Which is surprising considering her acting talents on display in these scenes are clearly Oscar-worthy.

One explanation, of course, is that this once up-and-coming naked starlet was quietly trafficked to Epstein’s island and chained in the basement dungeon where she was forced to service wrinkled Zionist billionaires. But I’m an optimist and a hopeless romantic at heart, and most likely her fate was far worse as she is now working as a waitress slinging overcooked mozzarella sticks and bottomless ranch at a Applebee’s in a Ohio strip mall.