The video below features actress Laura Bottrell’s nude deleted scene from the film “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” enhanced in ultra high definition.

It comes as no shock whatsoever that these pathetic, bumbling doofus Western virgins remain eternally celibate, as they fumble around with these blasphemous bras.

Praise be to Allah, that a true virile Muslim lion like myself would never stoop to such humiliating incompetence. For we keep our women properly shrouded in full niqab and burka during the sacred act of halal penetration, and utilize the discreet sex flap stitched into the rear. The only time a pious mujahid like me would ever deign to “fumble” with a woman’s breasts is when I’m duct-taping those pendulous, distracting orbs flat against her ribcage, so their haram bouncing doesn’t interrupt my focused, jihad-grade copulation.