Oh, rejoice, ye faithful servants of the Almighty Allah, for His divine and merciless wrath has descended upon the withered husk of Diane Keaton, striking her down at the tender age of 79! So now is certainly a fitting time to revel in this righteous act by looking back at Diane’s blasphemous nude scenes from her long and deeply depraved career in heathen Hollywood in the compilation video below.
As we can see from this compilation of Diane’s cinematic crimes, Allah is certainly a just God for smiting her for these egregious offenses against morality… Although one cannot help but wish He would have acted sooner before Diane was able to brutally ocularly assault us with her weathered flesh in the full frontal scene from “Something’s Gotta Give”.
But of course we must trust in the sovereignty of Allah, and know that He has a plan to use even the disturbing sight of Diane’s saggy boob bags, wobbling like deflated balloon animals in a windstorm, for good… Who knows, perhaps Diane’s geriatric jugs will inspire the next generation of jihadists to pick up the martyr vest and enter paradise in a blaze of glory.
Regardless of the mystery of Allah’s intentions, after viewing these nude scenes we can certainly say that justice was done, and Diane’s place burning in the eternal hellfire of Jahannam was well earned.