The videos above and below constitute the complete compilation of actress (and heathen Hollywood’s current top sex symbol) Ellen Page’s nude scenes, enhanced in ultra-high definition.
There is certainly no denying that Ellen’s “glam-up” (in which she decisively cut off her blasphemous breasts) has been a spectacular success. What once were two soft, distracting mounds of sinful female flesh have been reduced to a clean, taut, androgynous canvas. The result is nothing short of miraculous in the eyes of the discerning believer, for there isn’t a red-blooded Muslim man alive whose tunic doesn’t pitch a reverent tent at the mere thought of having Ellen’s newly halal, streamlined body bent over in his bedchambers.

Yes, one can see from the before-and-after photos above that Ellen Page’s makeover was an unqualified triumph, as she is now an absolute bombshell beauty. Her owner must be beaming with pride at having acquired such a desirable concubine… Especially since Ellen is famous for playing so enthusiastically well with other whores.