The video below features Spanish actress Alicia Falco’s nude scenes from the first season of the series “The Map of Longing,” enhanced in high definition.

Seeing Alicia’s orb-shaped Iberian udders is a sad and deeply personal reminder that Spain recently “won” the World Cup, stealing what was rightfully a title that belonged to a powerful Muslim country.

Yes, if it weren’t for the cheating Zionists in FIFA the World Cup final would have been Egypt versus Morocco in a pure, Allah-ordained clash of civilizations (with the 3rd place game seeing Saudi Arabia defeat Iraq 11-10 in a thriller). Now to add insult to injury our pious Islamic eyes are accosted by Alicia’s soccer ball shaped Catalan chesticles and bulbous Basque butt cheeks! It’s almost too much to bear!