The video below features English actress Sally Hawkins’ nude scenes from the film “The Shape of Water” enhanced in high definition.

Us pious Muslims are certainly not surprised to see Sally frolicking with a demonic fish djinn in these nude scenes, for unfortunately this is exactly what happens when a woman engages in far too much blasphemous bathing.

Yes, the Holy Qur’an is very clear that women should only be washed off once a month (and even then, only a quick wipe with sand if possible). However, if water must be used, it should be in a natural river, downstream from the village, so that her filthy menstrual runoff and sinful vaginal secretions do not contaminate the drinking water and infect our precious livestock with lecherous crotch goblins.