The video below features actress Adrianne Sachs’ nude sex scenes from the 1989 film “In the Cold of the Night” remastered, color-corrected, and enhanced in high definition.

It must have been colder than a Siberian gulag that fateful night, because Adrianne’s tit toppers are extremely erect, jutting forth from her boob bags like two Iranian Shahab-3 missiles locked onto Tel Aviv.

Of course one must approach these dangerous protruding milk valves with extreme caution, brothers, for they could easily poke your eye. If your scimitar is not within arm’s reach to lop them down to halal-compliant size, then the next best tawbah-approved tactic is immediate and vigorous tongue-lashing. Yes! Unleash the full fury of a righteous Muslim’s coarse, musty, jihad-beard upon those sinful nipples! Rub that blessed Brillo-pad facial hair back and forth across her tender tit-flesh until the nipples retract in terror like frightened turtles diving back into their shells. Praise be to Allah!