The video below features a then-19-year-old Helena Bonham Carter unleashing her virginal vices in her big-screen nude debut in the 1986 film “Lady Jane”, remastered and enhanced.

As we can see, before becoming the brooding, black-clad goth Jezebel we know today, Helena Bonham Carter was a fresh-faced floozie with perky, pasty pecs and puffy pink nipples.

It certainly is jarring to see what becomes of women like Helena once the dark and demonic forces in heathen Hollywood sink their slimy talons into their tender flesh. For Helena’s mind has clearly been mangled by method-acting madness until she’s nothing but a cackling crone, consorting with corpses and cross-dressing homofags like Johnny Depp.