The video below features actress Jane Birkin’s nude scenes from the 1970 film “Cannabis”, remastered and enhanced.

Even if a pious Muslim smoked all the hashish at Woodstock, he still would not get high enough to get near Jane Birkin’s razor-sharp tit toppers, as those things could easily take an eye out. Besides, if us Muslims had our way, the only one that would be getting stoned would be Jane, but not off of the marijuana.

For Jane was an early promoter of blasphemous degeneracy. In fact, she was famously such a whore that a French designer made a luxury handbag modeled off of her gaping, banged-out sex hole. They even left the zipper half-open so it looks just like Jane after a weekend in Ibiza: expensive, overstretched, and able to fit three North African migrants and a baguette without touching the sides.