The video below features actress Lucy Campbell’s nude sex scene from the film “Welcome to New York”, enhanced in high definition.

At first glance, this sex scene looked like it was ripped straight from the new season of HBO’s “The Penguin,” but then I remembered that Colin Farrell’s character exclusively lusted after his own mother’s crusty snatch and the tight, virgin boy-ass of his Puerto Rican protégé.

Upon further research, I discovered that the unfortunate-looking fella, pounding Lucy’s lady lumps like he’s tenderizing lamb for Eid and smacking around her ass cheeks like they are a slothful wife, is none other than famed French actor Gérard Depardieu. Who coincidentally is currently squirming in a French courtroom, on trial for allegedly raping two women on some godforsaken film set, probably after they dared to reject his advances like the ungrateful harpies they are. And after witnessing his raw, unbridled performance in this scene, it’s crystal clear to us pious Muslims that Depardieu is as innocent as a virgin’s hijab. Drop all charges, you baguette-munching bureaucrats! He’s not a rapist; he’s a great artist!