Actress Emma Watson defiles the ancient Muslim sport of pickleball, as she taunts her opponents by flashing her panties and sinfully erect nipples in the video above and photos below.
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Long before tennis courts were colonized by suburban dads in knee braces, the noble sport of pickleball emerged as a divine revelation in the sweltering sands of 7th-century Arabia. Legend has it that the Prophet Muhammad himself first conceived the game during a particularly intense vision quest in the Cave of Hira. Of course the original game was not played with flimsy plastic paddles and perforated balls, but rather the freshly severed head of one’s enemies being batted back and forth over a net woven from discarded prayer mats using our gigantic Islamic tunic pickles (thus the name pickleball).
And so a heathen hussy like Emma daring to defile our Muslim cultural heritage can not be overlooked. And with Emma’s ass looking particularly plump and round as of late, a fitting punishment would certainly be having her booty cheeks paddled by Islamic man meat until she learns her lesson.
Which might take a while, for a brazen Jezebel like Emma would no doubt enjoy her butt flogging as she is one of the few infidel celebrities who is so depraved that she tries to get fans to sign her tits instead of the other way around (as we can see in the video clip above).